violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards

love handles are full of love you tepid fools that’s why they’re called that

all thunder thighs are blessed by the thunder god thor die mad about it

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This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

?

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*

Little brown mushrooms are unidentifiable, worthless crap. If you’re going to hand me small mushrooms, make sure they’re some color other than brown.

(I have opinions about things)

the fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us

ah, a transphobe, are ya? *bug sprays you right in the mouth*

lemme tell ya somethin’, new york is da greatest fuckin’ city in da world. my city. i was a kid in dese streets, i stahted in da fuckin’ gutta, and i made it to da top.

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strawberytaetae:
“ violaslayvis:
“ mulchling:
“there’s a lot to unpack here
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Me
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Me in a sexy depression
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there’s a lot to unpack here

Me

Me in a sexy depression

kiwijadey-deactivated20190729

since the 2010s are gonna be over in 5 months I think it’s only fair to say that one direction and their fandom have been the most iconic part of the 2010s you CAN NOT change my mind.

We leaked albums, hacked airport security, ended bands careers, started drama wars, tried to BUY THE BAND, broke world records and they’re still getting nominated for awards even after they’ve all gone solo.

y’all could never.

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people who werent part of the one direction fandom finding out the crazy shit we did ,,, it literally never gets old

Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them

youre vibe is rancid. i have to ask you to leave

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Dude your aura is covered in fruit flies : /

imgonnatalktosomefoodaboutthis:
“ volunteercowboy:
“ celticpyro:
“ moonlandingwasfaked:
“ onion-souls:
“ rebel-weapon:
“ madameliberty:
“ lostinhistorypics:
“A model during a photo shoot distracted by first plane hitting the twin towers.
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This photo...

A model during a photo shoot distracted by first plane hitting the twin towers.

This photo has the weirdest vibe

rebel-weapon

Perfect display of liberalism.

Some cunt sitting down and watching chaos happen but does nothing but sit there and hashtag it on twitter. Fuck liberals!

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what was she even supposed to do???? stop the towers from falling with her own hands???

celticpyro

She could’ve saved us! But she didn’t!

volunteercowboy

she was over on the bench

imgonnatalktosomefoodaboutthis

i love how this post started off with a freaky landmark-moment-in-time picture, devolved into prejudiced (and inaccurate) political commentary and then somehow, inexplicably nosedived into a john mulaney reference

I think CGI should be made illegal until movie studios learn to use it responsibly

“who ARE you” 

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